Unkempt is technically a way to describe messy hair, but in it’s more general form it can classify anything as untidy. Or as we’ve come to understand it “not well maintained”.

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When we say better we don’t mean the same thing modern media tells us. That somehow we have to conform to some metrosexual idealistic version of manhood.


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We’re going to give you everything you need to make the best use of your time, money, and youth…even if you are on the old side.

In the end you’ll be a well-kempt gentleman capable of getting the girl, wrestling a bear, making millions and looking good while you do it.

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